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Sex And The Sidalceas

I had a dream. Actually, it was not so much a dream as a disembodied voice whispering in my ear as I lurched into wakefulness one early autumn morning. “Mr Osaka is tending your garden”, it said. So, Mr Osaka is tending my garden. I thought my herbaceous borders were...

I’m Sorry, I’ll Read That Again…

I don’t know about you but I live in a very blurry world. Not always, you understand, just when vanity overcomes common sense. And that’s rather often in my case. I blindly scribble my signature on store receipts, rarely put the right tip in the right place on...

Pluto: Demoted But Not Decommisioned

To say that astrologers are currently suffering from a surfeit of ruffled feathers is an understatement. On 24 August the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of its planetary status and consigned it to relative insignificance among the many celestial...

The Science Of Seers

A Talk given at the Changing Hands Bookstore in Phoenix on 8th August 2002 Whatever your conceptions and misconceptions of astrologers and astrology I am aware that I tread in the footsteps of Masters. Astrology has an extraordinarily long and colourful history. The...

Talking Cosmic

The Jupiter-Pluto Effect Pluto, the slowest mover of all, is currently perched between 10 and 12 degrees of Sagittarius. (We’ll deal with what this means for you as a person later but for now we’re talking collective, global.) Jupiter, a speedier customer...